What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 08:15

The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III